I’m Jabber. If you knew me in person, you’d know that I’m dashing in a suit, charming and devilishly good-looking. But because you may only know me through the internet medium, I’m overweight and I profusely use the word ‘totally’ much more than I should. I love all things related to nutrition and exercise and I have a guilty pleasure for watching reality T.V. shows because watching other peoples’ lives arouses me. Oh, and I totally love you for reading this.