Randomness Before The Gym

Fraggers, it’s been a while. I apologize for any wrongs that I have done to you in leaving you lonely and helpless without anything to read. Things have been extremely crazy and 2013 has been one hell of a ride already. How crazy? Let me tell you a story.

Far away in a distant universe, The Umbrella Chronicles, there was a boy who lived. His name was Chafin, Shark Chafin. Let’s call him Sanderson. He did absolutely nothing fun. He was the most boring person you would ever run into. However, he did murder people. He found this to be fun because he took huge dumps while doing it and that made him laugh. Fucking guy was a sociopath and he knew it. Hell, everyone knew it, but they didn’t care because the only people that knew weren’t real. Moments later, he died.

Truth be told, this story has given me a greater sense of self and I surely cannot wait to feel invigorated to write all of you more short stories. Hopefully, we can come back to The Umbrella Chronicles and see what else that universe has in store for us.

–Jabberkaboom!

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One thought on “Randomness Before The Gym

  1. Sanderson March 9, 2013 at 4:28 am Reply

    I didn’t fucking die.

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